Congratulations! You are having a baby boy. All the sudden you are presented with big life questions like:
- Is he mine?
- Will he have the same sour-puss face as my mother-in-law?
- What if he looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
You’ll have at least 18 good years to worry about how you will fail your child as a parent, but first you’ll have to choose a name.
Choosing a name can be hard, but many parents make it much harder than it needs to be. To help you get started, let’s look at 6 important rules when naming your baby boy in 2022…
6 Important Rules When Naming Your Baby Boy in 2022
Before we get to the names, we must lay down some important rules about naming your new bundle of joy.
Yes, we want you to have fun with the baby-naming process, but you can’t go overboard. There has to be some rules, otherwise the naming process turns into complete chaos and you end up naming your baby after a root vegetable.
Let’s first look at 6 rules when naming your baby boy:
#1. Never Name Your Son “Glen”
They’ll turn out to be a pompous, monkey-brained pinhead who is widely distrusted by society as a whole (sorry to all the Glens out there … but you know it’s true).
#2. Don’t Name Your Son After a Dictator or Perpetrator of Genocide
If you are thinking about naming your son after your favorite dictator … don’t. Sure, it will be funny for about 11 seconds, then your son will spend the next 30 years in a slow buildup of anger that ironically - might turn into a dictator.
We’re sorry, but just chill with the dictator names. If you are thinking of naming your son any of the below names, you probably made a mistake having a child:
- Kim Jung
- Pol Pot
Nobody will think you’re funny … just trust us on this one.
#3. Stay Away from Naming Your Baby Boy After A Bird
Sure, birds are awesome. They can fly, swing sweet melodies and they are the only species of animal that can crap on a human’s head. This doesn’t mean you should name your son after one.
Here are some names you want to avoid in 2022:
- Blue Tit
#4. Clown Names are #Trending in 2022
You heard us … clown names are totally trending in 2022. Wait, you are telling me that we should name our baby boy after a clown?
Yes … that’s what we just said.
Clowns get a bad rap for being creepy and scary, but clowns have many incredible qualities that demand both respect and admiration. Clowns can do many things that normal human cannot do like:
- Make weird animals out of balloons;
- Wear shoes 11 sizes too big for their feet;
- Listen to kids scream for 2 hours and not totally lose their sh*t;
- Pretend to be happy for days on end.
If you are looking for some great clown name for your baby boy, you should consider:
#5. Popular 1950’s Girls Names are the New Boys Names
You’ve heard the saying: What’s old is new. Trust us, girls names from the 1950’s are totally #hawt right now and you don’t want to miss out on the trend.
If you want a very manly son, you can give him a great lady-name from the swingin’ 50’s like:
#6. Go With A Fear-Based Funny Baby Boy Name
2022 will not be a year for wimpy names. In preparation for a lawless society where humans will roam a barren earth like a pack of wild dogs, names like Seth, Lenny and Roger simply won’t do.
What you will want in 2022 is a name that invokes FEAR. You want other children to be afraid of your baby boy, and you want adults to harbor a healthy respect.
Yes, your son may grow up to be a bully, or at worse, Prime Minister, but these are the time we are living in.
Here is our list of fear-based names for you to consider:
121 Funny Baby Names For Boys for 2022
Okay, now we got those 6 important rules out of the way we are ready to reveal the list you’ve all came here for: the 121 Funniest Baby Boy Names for 2022
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Funny Baby Boy Names: You Now Have the Power, Use It Responsibly
Now that you have a list of the 121 funniest boys names for 2022, you know what you have to do: go out and give your baby boy the funniest damn name possible.
In an age where parents need to do anything and everything to give their child an edge, giving your baby one of these hysterically funny names might just give them a life you never dreamed of.
On the other hand, if you do give your new son one of these names, there is a chance he might grow up bitter and angry and disassociate with you the second he is of legal age.
Boys will be boys ... right?