121 Hysterically Funny Boy Names for Your Baby 

121 Hysterically Funny Boy Names for Your Baby 

Congratulations! You are having a baby boy. All the sudden you are presented with big life questions like:

  • Is he mine?
  • Will he have the same sour-puss face as my mother-in-law?
  • What if he looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

You’ll have at least 18 good years to worry about how you will fail your child as a parent, but first you’ll have to choose a name

funny baby name

Choosing a name can be hard, but many parents make it much harder than it needs to be. To help you get started, let’s look at 6 important rules when naming your baby boy in 2022…  

6 Important Rules When Naming Your Baby Boy in 2022

Before we get to the names, we must lay down some important rules about naming your new bundle of joy. 

Yes, we want you to have fun with the baby-naming process, but you can’t go overboard. There has to be some rules, otherwise the naming process turns into complete chaos and you end up naming your baby after a root vegetable. 

Funny Boy Names

Let’s first look at 6 rules when naming your baby boy:

#1. Never Name Your Son “Glen”

They’ll turn out to be a pompous, monkey-brained pinhead who is widely distrusted by society as a whole (sorry to all the Glens out there … but you know it’s true). 

#2. Don’t Name Your Son After a Dictator or Perpetrator of Genocide

If you are thinking about naming your son after your favorite dictator … don’t. Sure, it will be funny for about 11 seconds, then your son will spend the next 30 years in a slow buildup of anger that ironically - might turn into a dictator. 

We’re sorry, but just chill with the dictator names. If you are thinking of naming your son any of the below names, you probably made a mistake having a child: 

  • Adolph
  • Bashar
  • Gaddafi
  • Idi
  • Kim Jung
  • Mussolini
  • Pol Pot
  • Sadaam
  • Stalin

Nobody will think you’re funny … just trust us on this one. 

#3. Stay Away from Naming Your Baby Boy After A Bird

Sure, birds are awesome. They can fly, swing sweet melodies and they are the only species of animal that can crap on a human’s head. This doesn’t mean you should name your son after one. 

bird

Here are some names you want to avoid in 2022: 

  • Bluethroat
  • Blue Tit
  • Buzzard
  • Coot
  • Nuthatch
  • Pheasant
  • Snew
  • Swallow
  • Thrush
  • Wigeon
  • Woodpecker

#4. Clown Names are #Trending in 2022

You heard us … clown names are totally trending in 2022. Wait, you are telling me that we should name our baby boy after a clown? 

Yes … that’s what we just said. 

Boy Clown

Clowns get a bad rap for being creepy and scary, but clowns have many incredible qualities that demand both respect and admiration. Clowns can do many things that normal human cannot do like: 

  • Make weird animals out of balloons; 
  • Wear shoes 11 sizes too big for their feet; 
  • Listen to kids scream for 2 hours and not totally lose their sh*t; 
  • Pretend to be happy for days on end. 

If you are looking for some great clown name for your baby boy, you should consider: 

  • Blinky
  • Britches
  • Boopie
  • Bozo
  • Buffo
  • Chuckles
  • Cornflake
  • Doodles
  • Giggles
  • Pancake
  • Patches
  • Pickles
  • Puddles
  • Ruffles
  • Snoots
  • Sparky
  • Twinkles

#5. Popular 1950’s Girls Names are the New Boys Names

You’ve heard the saying: What’s old is new. Trust us, girls names from the 1950’s are totally #hawt right now and you don’t want to miss out on the trend. 

funny-woman

If you want a very manly son, you can give him a great lady-name from the swingin’ 50’s like: 

  • Bonnie
  • Brenda
  • Cheryl
  • Connie
  • Denise
  • Joyce
  • Judy
  • Kathleen
  • Linda
  • Martha
  • Mary
  • Nancy
  • Pamela
  • Peggy
  • Phyllis
  • Sandra
  • Wendy

#6. Go With A Fear-Based Funny Baby Boy Name

2022 will not be a year for wimpy names. In preparation for a lawless society where humans will roam a barren earth like a pack of wild dogs, names like Seth, Lenny and Roger simply won’t do. 

scary baby boy name

What you will want in 2022 is a name that invokes FEAR. You want other children to be afraid of your baby boy, and you want adults to harbor a healthy respect. 

Yes, your son may grow up to be a bully, or at worse, Prime Minister, but these are the time we are living in. 

Here is our list of fear-based names for you to consider: 

  • Ambush
  • Anvil
  • Diablo
  • Doberman
  • Freddie
  • Grenade
  • Hellfire
  • Homicide
  • Jason
  • Jaws
  • Mauler
  • Poison
  • Purge
  • Steaknife

121 Funny Baby Names For Boys for 2022

Okay, now we got those 6 important rules out of the way we are ready to reveal the list you’ve all came here for: the 121 Funniest Baby Boy Names for 2022


A Boys Names

Afterbirth

Ambush

Anustickle

Anvil

Asswiggle

B Boys Names

Blinky

Bocepherous

Bonnie

Boopie

Bozo

Brenda

Britches

Bruce-Bruce

Buxom

C Boys Names

Clipart

Cheryl

Chuckles

Connie

Cordboy

Cornflake

Cray-Jay

Cuntplumb

Coxswain

D Boys Names

Deliciousness

Denise

Diablo

Doberman

Doodles

Doublebubble

Durk-Durk

Dweebskin

E Boys Names

Elrod

Eeek!

Ephus

F Boys Names

Felvin

Fester

Festus

Flamethrower

Floridaboy

Fluffleduff

Freddie

Foxtomb

Frumpy

Funkbutt

G Boys Names

Geraldo

Giggles

Grenade

Gronkowski

Grouper

H Boys Names

Hellfire

Ho-Ho

Homicide

Horsie

Hortense

Homerun

I Boys Names

Iggywumpus

Illbeaver

J Boys Names

Jason

Jaws

Jeggin

Jerpy

Joyce

Juggaloo

K Boys Names

Knuckles

L Boys Names

Lemondick

Linda

M Boys Names

Martha

Mary

Mauler

Mildewski

Motherboard

Mucky

N Boys Names

Noobie

Numbtoe

O Boys Names

Ophelia

Olivesauce

O’Johnson

Oxblood

P Boys Names

Pamela

Pancake

Patches

Peggy

Picklerick

Pikachu

Phyllis

Poison

Puddles

Purge

Q Boys Names

Q-bert

Quankster

Quokka

R Boys Names

Re-Run

Riverdance

S Boys Names

Shiela

Snoots

Sparky

T Boys Names

Tarantula

Tinyfoot

Tuba

Toots

Tuvak

Twelve

U Boys Names

Ulcer

Underboob

V Boys Names

Vagioplasty

Velcro

Voodoo

W Boys Names

Warthog

Washingbeard

Wiffletits

Wobblefoot

X Boys Names

X’Act

X’Epect

X’Wife

Y Boys Names

Yeasty

Z Boys Names

Zamunda

Zero

Zookeeper

Z’Lacious


Funny Baby Boy Names: You Now Have the Power, Use It Responsibly

Now that you have a list of the 121 funniest boys names for 2022, you know what you have to do: go out and give your baby boy the funniest damn name possible. 

In an age where parents need to do anything and everything to give their child an edge, giving your baby one of these hysterically funny names might just give them a life you never dreamed of. 

On the other hand, if you do give your new son one of these names, there is a chance he might grow up bitter and angry and disassociate with you the second he is of legal age. 

Boys will be boys ... right?

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